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The New Eccentrics @ TOURETTES GOES XXX Thurs 10/28!

10/20/2010

Our THIRD fully explicit Tourettes at the legendary Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theater in San Francisco, (http://www.ofarrell.com/) a legendary countercultural icon since the 60′s, a place Hunter S. Thompson stated, “Is the Carnegie Hall of Sex in America”. Tourettes has been asked to bring a dose of our madcap and over-sexed vaudeville to their theater for one night only! Warning: this show will feature FULL NUDITY The sh…ow is 18 and up and is ten tons of awesome. Those have been, KNOW, those who haven’t, your missing out on one of the craziest shows of the year.

Mind you, this show is NOT just for men, we’re even bringing in male burlesque superstar ROKY ROULETTE to dance for the strippers and always features the premiere of new explicit films by the all female NO PENIS PRODUCTIONS. This show is a celebration of controversy, free speech, sexuality, and the joys of debauchery. And dammit, it’s an excuse to go to a strip show!

This show is mighty special as it’s me birthday, special prizes for YOU if bring me an artistic or wacky present! Creativity counts! I finally turn 18! SWEET! We’ll be featuring crazy contests, raunchy comedians, and crowd favorites, everyone from JOYCE LEE, SWEET AND SHAMELESS, THE SCALESMAN, the always controversial NEW ECCENTRICS, a disturbing S and M circus freakshow involving very bad things by DISPLAYED LABOURS, a dirty haiku bout, sexy WRESTLERS, a new game with a sexy variation of What’s Down HER Pants Starring SIS, and of course STRIPPERS, as it’s, ahem, in a strip club. A full nude one that. There will also of course all kinds of salacious surprises, insanity and wacky explicit goodness. More to be announced!

Those who’ve been before know the levels of awesome this show gets and will be fighting to get back in. Note, this show is only 90 SEATS (!!) and WILL SELL OUT! FOR REALS! STONERS PAY ATTENTION: The remaining tickets go on sale at 8:30PM at the VENUE. Please get there early to get a ticket to this very limited show! You can also email me here with tricks and contests to get in the show!

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Circus Finelli Revue: The Pop Up Book Musical

8/15/2010

This August Circus Finelli brings you Russian fun time, with music from the world’s most talented bear. Featured special Guests this month:

-The Pop-up-book Musical by Jasper and Sarah of The New Eccentrics
-The Great Devino, with his diabolos
-The sultry acrobatics of Miss Genie Cartier

And as always, enjoy multi-lingual music and comedy from the ladies of Circus Finelli.

Tickets are $15, but reduced to $10 if you use the word “piroshki” at the door with Circus Finelli’s ticket booth personnel.

Check out our great review!!

http://sf.funcheap.com/city-guide/circus-underground/

The World’s Only Pop-Up Musical

The hour-long show offers a balanced fare. While the pratfalls and goofs permeate the evening, there’s enough pure circus skill to wow, and some genuinely original material too. Guest stars from SF’s underground cabaret scene The New Eccentrics did a number called “The World’s Only Pop-Up Musical” that was among the most creative storytelling displays in town. It involved an accordion player with a pop-up book that an assistant opened around his face-painted head, providing backdrop to his love story about a puppy and a kitten. It’s the sort of act that requires a little imagination to follow, but it’s rewarding.

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ReNormFest V

8/15/2010
Sunday August 15th  Noon-9pm
It’s like Christmas, Hanukah, New Years, and SEX… all rolled up in one… BUT BETTER.

The House of Chadd Behavior!

959 Oak Street
San Francisco, CA US
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(808)222-NORM or (415)793-5828

Start time is NOON
(we know we won’t be ready & you won’t show up ’til 1)
but don’t dilly-dally
we’ve got a shit load of fun planned,
not to mention… the crowning of
Mr/iss ReNormFest 2010!!!
Who will it be?!

FIVE FUCKING YEARS Y’ALL!

!GRILL-ABLES!
(cheesy-bacon-burger-dogs)

!DRINKEEPOOHS!
(bottomless sangria)

!RAFFLE PRIZES!
(lots of coffee & crap)

!ENTERTAINMENT!
The SHOW starts promptly at 3PM!!!
featuring:
The New Eccentrics!
Tania The Squeeze Box Johnson

Ophelia Coeur de Noir
& of course…
MR & MS RENORMFEST 2009
Alex SzotakDenise Kotlars!!!

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TOURETTES GOES XXX @ MITCHELL BROTHERS STRIP THEATER!

7/27/2010

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The New Eccentrics @ Oregon Country Fair photos!

7/22/2010

Courtesy of Michael Sessions at:  http://www.largelifephotography.com/Events/Oregon-Country-Fair-2010/12926994_duNvg#934306230_qmRnA

Thanks to all the participating audience members!

Specifically our Heros:

Smiley Face Man

The Situation

Super Giblet

and

Rain Rocker!

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Kinky Salon: Fairytale Masquerade Ball

7/15/2010

Moonlight falls on enchanted gardens
where Lords and Ladies of the Fairy Court
spin and cavort to wild melodies…
with top hats and tails, ruffled petticoats and corset laces… undone in time
…no powder puff ponces and stuffed royalty here, no
this is a  Midsummer night of legend,of myth
A Bacchanalia of opulence: perfumed glances & heady wines
A night where every rank of Fairy Folk,
from Queen to King to pixie servant to nymph courtiers
throw wide the gates to the Kingdom
behind masks of leather, feather, lace and leaf
Flirtation and intrigue knows no bounds
When your courtier could be a King of the Forest!
Or your masked beauty a Fairy Queen!

Midnight Cabaret featuring The New Eccentrics!

Membership: $25 Advance | $30 at the door

Private Event: 21 & over only (we check ID!)
BYO beer & wine (we do not sell alcohol)

http://kinkysalon.com/

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Tourettes Without Regrets

7/15/2010

Still going strong after 10 years, Tourettes without Regrets is the fight club of underground art. Psychotic, erotic vaudeville; battle rap; slam poetry; dirty haiku battles and everything else you could want to see on a stage!

BEST OF THE BAY 2005: “[DeWolf]‘s famed vaudevillian show, Tourettes Without Regrets [...] has been consistently selling out, with lines down the block before the doors open. Combining a slew of pranks and wacky stunts — including pig-heart free throws, dirty haiku, and phone-sex bouts — with some of the top slam performers and freestyle battles in the East Bay…” -by Rachel Swan
Psychotic Erotic Vaudeville by the New Eccentrics featuring Pussy Magic Tricks by Hella Kitty with Splenduh the Unicorn


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Red Hots Burlesque

7/15/2010

7:30pm Fridays at El Rio 3158 Mission St.
A new and different show each week,including bizarre beauties,senseless sideshow, drag, burlesque and comedy!
Each Show Features burlesque by DOTTIE LUX and film stimulus by VAL KILLMORE

Seating is limited to reserve seating please email redhotsburlesque@gmail.com
The New Eccentrics present their Mythic interactive Narrative: Pop-Up Book Musical!

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Savoir Faire

7/15/2010

Savoir Faire is Portland’s most divine weekly showcase of unbridled barroom fare! Featuring Oregon’s most alluring burlesque and vaudeville entertainment, EVERY THURSDAY in the Hawthorne Theatre Lounge!

Portland’s own authentic weekly burlesque revue is outdoing itself once again! The evening of July 15th boasts:

- the goddess behind Bergamot Burlesque… The Infamous Nina Nightshade!
- recent graduate of the Rose City School of Burlesque in her Portland performance debut, Jem Beam!
- special vaudevillian guests all the way from Oakland, The New Eccentrics!  Presenting Raunchy Unicorn and Pussy Magic    with Splenduh the Unicorn and Hella Kitty!
- regular SinnSavvy headliner and notorious neo-burlesquer, Angelique DeVil!

Featuring SinnSavvy Stage Kitten, Jenessa!

And, back from her break last week, hosted by Laura “The Emceeiam” Dean!

Your Mistress Of Mixology, Miss Emily, will keep your palette moist with her intoxicating selection of expertly crafted cocktails.

Admission is $6, and doors open at 10:00pm!

Drinking-aged adults only, please!

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The Rosehip Revue!

7/15/2010

Possibly Portland’s most jawed-about regularly occurring burlesque showcase, The Rosehip Revue has moved into the second half of it’s first year and is turning more heads than ever. Formerly named “Cuda Cabaret”, the show has been hailed an unrivaled success by it’s production team and attendees. Ensuring the high standards and unique quality set for each month’s installment of this revue, is a semi-rotating cast of the region’s most revered burlesque entertainers. Attending The Rosehip Revue, one never fails to find an all-inclusive representation of burlesque artistry and it’s wide variety of sub-genres.

As SinnSavvy Productions has returned from their notorious Pacific coast tour, they have promised this month’s lineup to be just as thrilling and tantalizing as ever. Always included in the cast are local favorites:

tantalizing songstress, Miss Cherry Valance!
pop n’ lock princess, Angelique DeVil!
neo-burlesque pioneer, Delilah Sinn!
incomparable boylesque duo, Burlesquire!

And this month:
The debut of a very special duet from Euphemia Fox and The Infamous Nina Nightshade!
Making his debut on the Rosehip stage, Russell Bruner!
And, all the way from Oakland, our very special vaudevillian guests…. The New Eccentrics!  Presenting their Mythic Interactive Narrative, Pop-Up Book Musical.

As you’ve come to gleefully expect, the evening will be hosted by SinnSavvy’s own nonpareil, The Emceeiam!

In the time passed since December 2009, The Rosehip Revue has secured it’s place among the best of Portland burlesque showcases. Showgoers and entertainers alike have widely sung it’s praises and felicitously heightened it’s ever-increasing public acclaim. Portlanders are invited to take part, as SinnSavvy Productions further sows the seeds for an insurmountable showcase, and continues to play a key role in the widespread exhibition of burlesque arts in the City Of Roses.

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