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Reality Tango

Saturday, March 19th, 2011

Here are the entire lyrics to the song done with projector.

Thrown out into the streets into a god-forsaken land
I stole and I pilfered for my nutrition
‘Til I was caught in someone’s pocket,
But was praised for nimble hands
Instead of prison, I was apprenticed to a magician

Ten thousand hours he drilled me in the secrets of his trade
As enchantment soon turned to it’s antitheses
Turns out it’s mostly cheating folks out of the hard earned cash they made
While your soulless self puts up a cruel mimesis

(But I held out hope
Or was it fantasy?
True magic would exist
At least for me
On his deathbed my mentor pulled be closer
And this is what he whispered to me)

It turns out Magic
Exists in your mind
We’re all just suckers
Looking for the next good time
And I’ll love you
if you just put me on
So lie to me
Reality is just a con

Politicians priests and lawyers are just a bunch of grifters
Your belief can make your life go anyway
I’ve seen people make themselves
Saints, whores and drifters
But mostly I see monsters everyday

Jesus Fucking Christ!
(Repeat ad nauseum with audience)
But mostly I see monsters every day!

The New Eccentrics at: Tourettes Without Regrets

Sunday, March 6th, 2011

Guaranteed to bring you something NEW by The New Eccentrics!

—We continue with our qualifiers for the Tourettes National Slam Team and had a new horde of talented Battle Rappers up in the mix at the last show swearing revenge against the current reigning champ! We also have all sorts of dirty contests planned for ya! This show is gonna be uncut madness so get there early for a hot seat!

—Hosted by JAMIE DEWOLF and HEZZIE and The Maniac of Mouth, Wildman SYZYGY!
Carnal Carnage by SIS! Battle Beats by DJ F*CK OFF
Onstage Freaking by MISS ECCENTRIC and MR. MASCOT!

THE OAKLAND METRO
630 3rd St. @ Jefferson
ALL AGES * FULL BAR * $10
SIgn up’s 8pm * Show 8:30pm

SEE YOU AT THE FREAKFEST!

The New Eccentrics at: Circus Finelli’s Puppet Peepshow

Sunday, March 6th, 2011


Puppets!
Music!
Puppets playing music!

March 9th and 10th

Sf mayoral candidate and evil puppet superstar Blinky Winky is your host at this stellar variety show with talented puppets and circus musicians. Featured acts include:

Audrey Spinazola
Paulie Anne Duke
The Finger Tango Dancers
Jesse Roadkill
The New Eccentrics’ Pop-up Book Musical
and more t.b.a

Stage Werx Theatre
533 Sutter Street, SF

Tickets are $15, but only $10 if you say “Blinky Winky” at the door in a full sentence with Circus Finelli’s box office personnel.

The New Eccentrics @ the ARTS at Marks Garage

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011
Join The New Eccentrics for:
a Mythic Interactive Vaudeville Journey with YOU as the HERO!!
So come as your Mythic Self!!
Bringing YOU the World’s ONLY Pop-Up Book Musical!
“Don’t Give Up Puppy!”
Plus  Special Guests…
Surreal and Exotic Burlesque Adventure by:
Miss Fortune & Violetta Beretta of Cherry Blossom Cabaret
http://www.cherryblossomcabaret.com/
Bringing light to the limelight, Musical Guest:
Kamuela Kahoano
BYOB
Doors at 9:30pm
Show at 10pm
$Donations ONLY!$
Mayhem from the Mainland!
All proceeds go to travel costs!

Cabaret Perilous!

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011


Saturday, November 13, 2010 at 9:00pm – Sunday, November 14, 2010 at 1:30am
Location The Uptown Club
1928 Telegraph Avenue
Oakland, CA
Created By
Hubba Hubba Revue, Sarah Al-Kassab, Randy JohnsonShow all (11)
More Info SATURDAY, November 13th — Welcome, Thrill-Seekers! to…

*CABARET PERILOUS!*

A Heart-Stopping Jubilee of Danger & Desire, featuring captivating Variety Entertainments provided by…

Displayed Labors Sideshow!
Pole-Dancer Kara Nova!
Acrobats Ladybug & Crow!
Songstress Casey Castille!
The New Eccentrics!
Madam Chartreuse!
Hoop-Mistress Revolva!
Bunny Pistol!
Oleeander Moon!
J.D. Limelight!
Jellyfish Kiss Burlesque!
Zip the What-Is-It?!

plus!

Live from Eastbania! Musical Guests,
THE BROTHERS HORSE!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Brothers-Horse/132213107364

Hosted by Sideshow Eddie
& The Hubba Hubba Go-Go Dancers!

CABARET PERILOUS!
Saturday, NOV. 13TH
Doors 9PM Show 10PM
$10 All Night 21 & Up

——————–
THE UPTOWN CLUB
1928 Telegraph Ave, Oakland
(just 1 block from 19th Street BART!)

www.uptownnightclub.com
www.hubbahubbarevue.com

The New Eccentrics rock Bohemian Carnival!

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Check us out in NBC Bay Area’s Review!

http://www.sfweekly.com/slideshow/bohemian-carnival-indie-circus-and-music-orgy-31841497/2/

ReNormFest V

Sunday, August 15th, 2010
Sunday August 15th  Noon-9pm
It’s like Christmas, Hanukah, New Years, and SEX… all rolled up in one… BUT BETTER.

The House of Chadd Behavior!

959 Oak Street
San Francisco, CA US
View Map

(808)222-NORM or (415)793-5828

Start time is NOON
(we know we won’t be ready & you won’t show up ’til 1)
but don’t dilly-dally
we’ve got a shit load of fun planned,
not to mention… the crowning of
Mr/iss ReNormFest 2010!!!
Who will it be?!

FIVE FUCKING YEARS Y’ALL!

!GRILL-ABLES!
(cheesy-bacon-burger-dogs)

!DRINKEEPOOHS!
(bottomless sangria)

!RAFFLE PRIZES!
(lots of coffee & crap)

!ENTERTAINMENT!
The SHOW starts promptly at 3PM!!!
featuring:
The New Eccentrics!
Tania The Squeeze Box Johnson

Ophelia Coeur de Noir
& of course…
MR & MS RENORMFEST 2009
Alex SzotakDenise Kotlars!!!

TOURETTES GOES XXX @ MITCHELL BROTHERS STRIP THEATER!

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

The New Eccentrics @ Oregon Country Fair photos!

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Courtesy of Michael Sessions at:  http://www.largelifephotography.com/Events/Oregon-Country-Fair-2010/12926994_duNvg#934306230_qmRnA

Thanks to all the participating audience members!

Specifically our Heros:

Smiley Face Man

The Situation

Super Giblet

and

Rain Rocker!

Kinky Salon: Fairytale Masquerade Ball

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Moonlight falls on enchanted gardens
where Lords and Ladies of the Fairy Court
spin and cavort to wild melodies…
with top hats and tails, ruffled petticoats and corset laces… undone in time
…no powder puff ponces and stuffed royalty here, no
this is a  Midsummer night of legend,of myth
A Bacchanalia of opulence: perfumed glances & heady wines
A night where every rank of Fairy Folk,
from Queen to King to pixie servant to nymph courtiers
throw wide the gates to the Kingdom
behind masks of leather, feather, lace and leaf
Flirtation and intrigue knows no bounds
When your courtier could be a King of the Forest!
Or your masked beauty a Fairy Queen!

Midnight Cabaret featuring The New Eccentrics!

Membership: $25 Advance | $30 at the door

Private Event: 21 & over only (we check ID!)
BYO beer & wine (we do not sell alcohol)

http://kinkysalon.com/